Tuesday, July 24, 2007

QuoteS of the Day, July 23 2007

Dr. R: Have you had a bowel movement yet?
Little old lady, diverticulitis who hasn't had a bowel movement in 4 days: No...and they keep giving me stuff, but it doesn't seem like it's working
Dr. R: OK, we'll try some more lactulose...
LOLdwhhabmi4d: Lactulose?! They've given me so much of that, when I finally go it'll blow up the city!!


At the rounds meeting, discussing one of the Neurologists who likes to call Infectious Disease consults when they aren't really needed:
Dr. R: Yeah, one time she called me because a patient had a scrotal rash
Dr. A: The question is why is a Neurologist looking at his scrotum?!

So, am back form vacation - was fun, but am now back at the hospital...oh well.